Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Pfizer introduces Strawberry Frappucino-flavored Covid vaccine
Health experts report America has run out of adults willing to get the Covid vaccine, even as cases skyrocket in
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Trump new lead singer in Kid Rock tribute band
Former President Donald Trump announced today he will be the lead singer in a new Kid Rock tribute band called
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Biden Administration to review hated endings to classic TV series
Today the Biden administration announced an inter-disciplinary committee to review some of the most hated series finales in entertainment. “Fans
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Once I understood cheugy
Once I understood cheugy, I realized I’ve been cheugy for decades.
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Music reviewer wanted, respond asap
When I was fourteen, I wrote weekly album reviews for the school paper. Around that time I saw an ad
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No Oscar winner for you, son
Well, several of my features and documentaries didn’t make it to the Oscars again. Please check them out when you
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Elon Musk announces first Tesla store to open on Mars
Anticipating rapid space travel development in the next few years, with thousands of well-heeled Earthlings paying high ticket prices to
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BREAKING: Arizona to recount Maricopa County ballots. State opens permanent Vote Recount Center.
Arizona moved forward with plans to recount Maricopa county ballots. The state also revealed the beginning of construction of the
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Remember long ago a year ago
Remember long ago when: – you thought quarantine would only be a few weeks. – you realized you had been
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It’s like California out here!
Eyes followed me as I walked up the sidewalk to the senior medical care residential building. Ten or so residents
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Not only that I’ve got a killer moooooo!
Thank you to Ohio Health for the shot at the Ohio State Fairgrounds here in Columbus. Unfortunately, they just emailed
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Hey, maybe science…
Hey, maybe science is a conspiracy theory. Did you ever think of that, bub?
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