Light
My dad died in 1990 and I’ve had the same dream every night since. I die and go down a tunnel of light, to a room filled with light. My dad walks in and says, “Joe! Did you leave all these lights on?”
– Joe Ditzel
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Paul F. Tomkins
From the Site: Paul F. Tompkins was born in the 1900’s and has performed stand-up comedy for over a tenth of a century.
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Indictment
Otter: But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if
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Cottage Cheese
Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!
– Mary Tyler Moore
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In the Car?
Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car? Ralph: I think… both. – Groundhog
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