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Fix-Up

Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it’s got to be a very special girl.
Pinto: Look, you don’t have to…
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain… morally casual attitude.

– Animal House

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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