Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Amazon.com was originally a virtual bookstore. Then they added music and videos. Now they have added gifts, e-cards, and on-line auctions. Plans call for adding pets and more. Here is a rundown on products that will be available soon:
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I had an hour and a half before my connecting flight out of Lambert International Airport in St. Louis. I checked the map on the wall. There was a big red dot that said YOU ARE HERE. My gate was on the other side of the TWA terminal. I started to mosey down the hall. Maybe I’ll buy a USA TODAY. I yawned, still tired from getting up at 4am to make my 6am flight out of Hartford.
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FOR RELEASE BEFORE 7/31/99 FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: JOE DITZEL 310-721-6313 COMEDIANS AND MUSICIANS BAND TOGETHER TO RAISE MONEY FOR
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I’ve dated girls all over the land From Ohio to Pakistan Asian, Indian, one from France Good dates, bad dates,
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For Immediate Release (7/4/99) FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: JOE DITZEL 800-618-0415 Ditzel Joins Net Columnists Joe Ditzel announced today he
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When I was 8 my family moved to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. I started playing hockey that fall. I loved hockey for its speed and action. But for sheer danger and human drama, hockey paled to the blood-rush I felt when I discovered tobogganing.
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FOR RELEASE BEFORE 4/28/99 FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: JOE DITZEL 310-721-6313 LUNA PARK IS SITE FOR STAND-UP COMEDY FUNDRAISER FOR
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I love this time of year because hockey and baseball are running at the same time. Any hockey fans here?
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 4/8/99 FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: JOE DITZEL 310-721-6313 COMEDIAN JOE DITZEL INKS SYNDICATION DEAL iSyndicate, the leading
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"Hey, don’t drink that," my friend said as I filled a glass from the kitchen tap. "Our water is disgusting. Here, you can have this," she said as she handed me a bottle of Evian from the fridge.
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FOR RELEASE BEFORE 3/31/99 FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: JOE DITZEL 310-721-6313 L.A. COMEDIANS LAUGH IT UP FOR THE AMERICAN CANCER
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I don't fix things. My dad did. He was born in the depression. They had to make things last. He didn't call for a fix it guy. He fixed it himself. He would take the toaster out in the garage and take it apart. He started out happy and whistling. Two hours later he was banging and yelling at the toaster, "What's wrong with you, you damn toaster??!!" We knew then to high-tail it for the hockey rink or the mall.
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