OK, but what is a rutabaga?
This instruction I got for a food delivery order is off the charts. “When you arrive at our address, please
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
She knows what she wants
At one time I was in a relationship with a very kind, mellow, beautiful woman. She preferred staying home to
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I’m boycotting these companies
I’m boycotting these companies and/or brands: Pringles – all the chips are lined up in a stack. That’s not how
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“And Zeus and the elders swept the Lakers into the sea.”
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How does a trainload carrying several tons of explosive chemicals disappear into thin air?
News reports came out today that a trainload of 50 tons of explosive chemicals disappeared somewhere between Wyoming and California.
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Firefight at Castillo de San Marcos
After years of hearing tales of the Castillo de San Marcos, the fort in St. Augustine, Florida, Pete was finally
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“Get back!” I yelled at the killer whale. He just laughed.
Not to alarm you but Orcas, aka Killer Whales, are attacking and sinking boats of the Iberian coast. And scientists
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Oh yeah? Well, I’m never coming back! How about that!
No sooner had I replaced the shocks and struts on the front of my 2002 Honda Accord I noticed a
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This car sounds like gorillas are making love on an old bed spring
My shocks and struts were squeaking something awful. My 2002 Honda Accord was holding up but car repairs were coming
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Feathered frenzy: Running from the avian horde
In the center of the parking lot, the goose plopped down. “Hey goose, what’s with you sitting down in the
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It turned out my wife was doing some recreation of her own
I watched a video where a guy said you have to walk on the molding on the roof of your
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Hawk attacks drone who insulted his mother
How much can you take? This hawk had enough from a lippy drone who flew to close to the family
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When the spices were way hotter than you thought but you are trying to play it cool
When the spices were way hotter than you thought but you are trying to play it cool.
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Hazel dumped me at our renaissance faire battle reenactment when I told her I couldn’t lift my sword
Hazel dumped me at our renaissance faire battle reenactment when I told her I couldn’t lift my sword. Dating is
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Olympic Champion Sarah Hughes is running for Congress
Sarah Hughes, Olympic figure-skating champion who won gold in 2002 in Salt Lake City, is running for Congress. George Santos
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