Clay, give me that shovel, I gotta big un over heer
The only operational diamond mine in the US is in Arkansas. It’s called Yehaw Look at This Here Diamond That’s
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Do this to your roof to make it last forever
In this video, a man spreads a powder on the roof and says it makes it last. I sprinkled some
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Is Amazon announcing 15-second delivery?
Teaching school kids the earth is 10,000 years old and not 4.6 billion years old is a hoot. As Forrest
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Was this legal back in the day?
When he was 12, Steve Jobs looked up Bill Hewlett of Hewlett-Packard in the Mountain View phonebook (it’s like your
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Meara dumped me after I bought her a sleeve of 3 golf balls for our 1-year anniversary
Meara dumped me after I bought her a sleeve of 3 golf balls for our 1-year anniversary.
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Hockey players fight because they can
This is a 16th century painting by Caravanaggia called “Hockey Players Fight Because They Can.” It shows his delicate balance
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Fade to pale
People are complaining their “made-to-fade” tattoos are not in fact fading after several months as advertised. My made-to-fade tattoo of
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Stoic farmer plowing the field wonders what is on TV tonight
This 16th century painting by Raphael entitled “Stoic farmer plowing the field wonders what is on TV tonight” is the
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Florida bill give DeSantis appointees wide power over state schools
A recent Florida bill shifts the power at state schools from professional educators to his hand-picked appointees, giving the governor
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So you are telling me you love golf and can cook a perfect bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin?
“So you are telling me you love golf and can cook a perfect bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin? Will you marry me?”
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This golf club will reset you brain waves and turn you into a joy machine
I know, I know. The ugliness of the world has you down. Where is the beauty? The joy? I got
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OK, how about some Red Label then?
A sailor survived at sea on nothing but Heinz ketchup. Now Heinz is buying him a new boat. This reminds
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Illinois voters will take a busted, rusty soda machine over Trump in 2024
Presumed presidential candidate Illinois governor (D) JB Pritzker sent a warning shot against the DeSantis camp saying in part Illinois
Read MoreShe dumped me in Chicago
This is Alexandria. She dumped me in Chicago when she found out I used to play my tuba on street
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Anglo-Saxon English tells us the earth is flat
Somebody said Shakespeare is “Old English.” Yet Old English is actually much older, from around 1000 years ago, and is
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