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The worst college majors in all 50 states

The worst college majors in all 50 states.

1. Alabama: Rocket Propulsion Square Dancing

2. Alaska: Advanced Igloo Architecture

3. Arizona: Cactus Hydration Engineering

4. Arkansas: Diamond Hunt Logistics

5. California: Advanced Surfboard Dynamics

6. Colorado: High Altitude Brownie Baking

7. Connecticut: Lighthouse Feng Shui

8. Delaware: Corporate Tax Loophole Design

9. Florida: Alligator Wrestling and Tourism

10. Georgia: Peach Pit Sculpting

11. Hawaii: Lava Flow Surfing Techniques

12. Idaho: Potato Sculpture Arts

13. Illinois: Windy City Kite Design

14. Indiana: Racecar Pillow Making

15. Iowa: Advanced Corn Tossing Theory

16. Kansas: Tornado Dodging Techniques

17. Kentucky: Bourbon-Infused Culinary Arts

18. Louisiana: Mardi Gras Bead Economics

19. Maine: Lobster Whispering

20. Maryland: Crab Walk Choreography

21. Massachusetts: Revolutionary Tea Brewing

22. Michigan: Freshwater Beach Optimization

23. Minnesota: Professional Ice Fishing Strategies

24. Mississippi: Riverboat Design and Dance

25. Missouri: Archway Acrobatics

26. Montana: Big Sky Daydreaming

27. Nebraska: Cornhusker Yoga Techniques

28. Nevada: Advanced Slot Machine Dynamics

29. New Hampshire: Granite Sculpting Techniques

30. New Jersey: Turnpike Tango Studies

31. New Mexico: Alien Communication Arts

32. New York: Big Apple Core Studies

33. North Carolina: First in Flight Kite Design

34. North Dakota: Bison Ballet Choreography

35. Ohio: Roller Coaster Design with a Side of Chili

36. Oklahoma: Musical Tornado Chasing

37. Oregon: Trailblazing Coffee Brewing

38. Pennsylvania: Liberty Bell Sound Engineering

39. Rhode Island: Tiny State Urban Planning

40. South Carolina: Palmetto Moon Dance

41. South Dakota: Mount Rushmore Facial Recognition

42. Tennessee: Whiskey-soaked Country Songwriting

43. Texas: Lone Star Lasso Techniques

44. Utah: Salt Flat Art Installations

45. Vermont: Maple Syrup Fluid Dynamics

46. Virginia: Revolutionary Love Letter Writing

47. Washington: Rain Dance Optimization

48. West Virginia: Coal Mining Musicals

49. Wisconsin: Cheese Curd Culinary Sculpting

50. Wyoming: Cowboy Haiku Composition

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