Jordan, do you want a cheeseburger?
Asking Jordan Peterson if he wants a cheeseburger: “Jordan, do want a cheeseburger? “Well, first let me ask you what
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Bing’s new AI is very impressive
Microsoft rolled out their Bing AI. It’s very impressive. Even simple things like “summarize this Wikipedia” or “how many blueberries
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The top three languages in the world
The top three languages in the world. 1. English – 1.5 billon people 2. Mandarin – 1.1 billion people 3.
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Russia floats vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon over US
A vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon was seen drifting over the United States mainland this week. It first appeared over Los
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You call that a balloon?
After lambasting President Biden for his “lackluster” response to a Chinese spy balloon making its way leisurely across the country,
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NFL denies request from China
BREAKING: NFL rejects China’s application to fly a blimp over the 2023 Super Bowl.
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The veins on his forehead popped out like a topographic map
Back in the day in LA I worked on a secure floor of an office building where you needed a
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Women meet to discuss how to make husbands miserable
From what I see of my friend’s marriages, I thought it just came naturally. But maybe not, because this women’s
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That feeling when you realize your friend has no idea where you are going
That feeling when you realize your friend has no idea where you are going.
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But it’s better than office work you can’t deny
I wrote this country song after talking with a charming old fellow at the gas station/ convenience store/ roller rink
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When your waiter works at Cirque de Soleil
When your waiter works at Cirque de Soleil.
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Grab your musket, Johann, it’s on!
American is abuzz about a supposed Chinese spy balloon appearing over the west. Spy balloons? Really? What is this, the
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When you wear a life preserver 24/7
“Sorry, buddy, I know it is a hassle wearing a life preserver 24/7, but now you have a built-in pillow!”
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It’s okay, children, we can always call Johnny Football
Cleveland Browns fans wonder if they will EVER get to a Super Bowl. “It’s okay, children. We can always call
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Watermelon sugar hello: Famous birthdays for 02-01
02-01. Happy birthday to Harry Styles, Ronda Rousey, Garrett Morris, Bill Mumy, Pauly Shore, Big Boi – rapper, Heather Morris,
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