She dumped me when I said she looked like a beautiful character on “Game of Thrones”
“You look just like that beautiful character on the ‘Game of Thrones,’” I said. “Which one?” “The blonde. Raygar.” “Rhaegar?
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Ohio State players still in shock over stunning Michigan loss at home
“I put in my request for a transfer from Ohio State to Slippery Rock.” “Just talked to my mother. She
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Ohio State players explain why they lost to Michigan at home – 2022
“Hey, man, this is a big party weekend. I was home by 8am, which is an hour earlier than usual.”
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She dumped me because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to watch on Netflix
She dumped me because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to watch on Netflix. “What do you want to watch?”
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That feeling you get inside when a Detroit Red Wings fan corners you to tell you how great they are
That feeling you get inside when a Detroit Red Wings fan corners you to tell you how great they are.
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That feeling when you take a sip of coffee when you haven’t tested it
That feeling when you take a sip of coffee when you haven’t taste-tested it yet and it’s 4000 degrees.
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That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent
That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent
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You look just like the Queen of Sweden!
Women who dumped me #54668. Tabitha dumped me when I told her I still have my stamp collection from 7th
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That feeling when Amazon says your package won’t arrive for another four weeks
That feeling when Amazon says your package won’t arrive for another four weeks due to “delays in the supply chain.”
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That feeling when the tire shop won’t plug your tire
That feeling when the tire shop won’t plug your tire because the hole is “too close to the sidewall” but
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After latest debacle, Ticketmaster eliminate tickets completely
When the tickets went on sale for Taylor Swift‘s new concert tour, some fans had to wait hours just to
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222-0? Why don’t we just concede the game and go get some brewskies?
Vegas has Ohio State (11-0) as 7 point favorites over Michigan (11-0) this weekend here in Cbus. Weather – 54
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Can we have three of your best deep dish pies?
Publicity shot of my new Pixar film “Fat Joe and BugEye Order Deep Dish.” 2022 Christmas release. 7000 theaters.
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I took my Twitter severance cash and bought Friendster
After being laid off from Twitter and rehired multiple times this week, I was offered 3 months severance to clear
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You have shingles now? What happened to the gout?
Mike Lindell LOVES the word cyber. It’s like when you grandparents call it the interwebs. His latest claim is his
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