Just one more booster and you may even like gluten-free bread
Michael Flynn claims the left wants to control us by using Covid shots to make us into cyborgs. That’s not
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Just keeping you from sinning, you sinner
LaMarcus Thompson built America’s first roller coaster in 1880 because he wanted something that was good, clean fun to keep
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Ohio Governor Sends Planeload of Cleveland Browns to Florida. Invokes Executive Order.
Early this morning Ohio governor Mike DeWine invoked executive order to send a planeload of Cleveland Browns players to Tampa
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Ron Desantis and Pee Wee Herman AI mashup
Ron Desantis and Pee Wee Herman AI mashup
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Mike Pence and Rob Zombie AI mashup
Mike Pence and Rob Zombie AI mashup
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Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders AI mashup
Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders AI mashup
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When you are shooting a golf PB and it starts to thunderstorm
When you are shooting a golf PB and it starts to thunderstorm
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Can you add a scroll at the bottom that updates Vegas spreads every minute?
Cool stuff on new Apple iOS 16 update:– Customized lock screen.– Customizable notifications.– Increased flexibility of the Focus feature.– Battery
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I married the girl she was my first love
Verse 1If love is a highwayThen I am a railroad trackIf love is a boatYou give me some of that
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My Uncle the Motorcycle – Worst TV Shows of All Time
“My Mother the Car,” an NBC sitcom that ran for only one season beginning in 1965, was hated by everyone:
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Okay, another one is falling! We are rich!
More than 16,000 shipping containers fall off ships every year. Most of the time the ship’s crew doesn’t even know.
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Um, that LORD Ditzel to you, buddy!
There are companies like Highland Title who constantly advertise in my Facebook feed — they sell 1-square foot plots of
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Can you take me to the Palmer House in Chicago?
I didn’t really look at the destination when I picked up a businessman in a $5,000 suit in downtown LA.
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Are you saying I’m accident prone?
Monday – Tripped over a fan cord.Tuesday – Twisted finger in the oven door handle.Wednesday – Fell backward into a
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My mother, where was my love lost?
More bad heavy metal song lyrics. Verse 1My words are frozen, shut, as inside as a heart without a keyMy
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