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Can you add a scroll at the bottom that updates Vegas spreads every minute?

Cool stuff on new Apple iOS 16 update:
– Customized lock screen.
– Customizable notifications.
– Increased flexibility of the Focus feature.
– Battery percentage indicator in numbers. (Finally.)
– Track your medications directly on iPhone and Apple Watch.
– Set up iPhoto to remove duplicates automatically.
– Can edit and “unsend” messages.
– Use Private Acccess Tokens to skip CAPTCHAs.
– Apple Pay Later – break up a purchase over several payments with no fees or interest.
– Tap and hold an object in a photo and remove all other background. Object can then be added to a message.
– SharePlay now works withing the Messages app.
– new Safety Check feature for people in abusive relationships.
– add money to fare cards within Apple Maps.
iCloud lets parents set up a new device for a child quickly.
– can now pair Nintendo Switch Joy-con.
– lock Hidden and Recently Deleted albums and add password.
– Pin tabs in Safari.

Apple iOS features I’ve asked for but still waiting on:

– packable parachute to quickly bail out of bad relationships.
– extra napkins.
– big rubber hand that pushes cars hanging back from entering intersection when turning left.
– laundry detergent sprayer for sudden spills.
– nose hair mirror for last minute checks.
– food fiber content scanner.
– eyeglass cloth.
– golf ball line marker.
– floss pick.
– Football Vegas spread update scroll.

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Joe Ditzel

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