Politics and Government

BREAKING: US to re-introduce Cone of Silence technology

The Cone of Silence is making a comeback at the CIA. First introduced in the 1960s with Special Agent Maxwell Smart, it creates a field of silence around agents discussing Top Secret information. Some politicos have suggested it be used outside of intelligence applications such as placed permanently around Ted Cruz and the My Pillow guy.

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