Ten San Antonio restaurants where your stomach signs a liability waiver
Let’s go on a journey through the San Antonio’s finest disasters masquerading as restaurants. Crazy Mama Luigi’s Authentic* Italian Kitchenette
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Food and Restaurants
3 weak jokes about the planned Chick-Fil-A streaming TV service
Chick-Fil-A is launching a TV streaming platform… But it’s closed on Sundays, so don’t even think about binge-watching that day.
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Costco lands contract to serve $1.50 hot dogs and $2 pizza at the 2024 League Championship Series
Costco has been named the official food provider for both the American League and National League Championship Series, bringing their
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10 months of “I’m going today!”
Fun fact: Potatoes sit in warehouses 10 months before they are packaged to go to stores. That’s like signing up
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: The coffee in your cup may be 600,000 years old.
Now I’ve pushed some due dates on food goods, but a few hundred thousand years seems excessive.
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Ketchup, mustard, and mental anguish
In the grand saga of culinary conundrums, there exists a dilemma so profound, it has philosophers and foodies alike scratching
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10 signs you’ve eaten at IHOP too many times
You’ve started referring to all your meals as ‘the first pancake of the day.’ Your GPS automatically navigates to IHOP,
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The new IHOP gift emporium: A pancake lover’s paradise
IHOP, IHOP, IHOP. The International House of Pancakes. A place where dreams are made and diets are destroyed before noon.
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Self delusion and weakness of spirit
What cookies? I don’t see any cookies. Nom. Nom. Nom.
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10 fantastical noodle shapes that will change how you twirl your fork
Ladies and gentlemen, carb lovers, and pasta fanatics, brace yourselves. The world of pasta is undergoing a revolution, and it’s
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Competitive eater disqualified for using extra stomachs in taco challenge
(Los Angeles, CA) The competitive eating world was rocked yesterday after rising star Biff “The Belly” Bagley was disqualified from
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5 fantastic Cyber Monday gifts for waiters
It’s time to serve up the best Cyber Monday gifts perfect for waiters. 1. The Self-Spilling Tray Leading the parade
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Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
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When you arrive at the restaurant one minute before closing
Stella and Tom, a young couple, had just finished watching a play in Portland. The post-theater craving for some exquisite
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The Grocery Line Encounter with Mr. Peelscrap
It was a regular Tuesday evening, and I was waiting in line at the grocery store, my cart filled with
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