Captain Beeghabert and Golden Scrambled Eggs
In the heart of the Golden Bolden Isles, a place so remote that chickens have their own private beaches, I
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Food and Restaurants
Latte art: The barista’s subtle revenge
In the bustling world of coffee shops, where the hum of the espresso machine is drowned out only by the
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The milk mystery: A lactose labyrinth
In the modern age, a trip to the coffee shop has become less about the coffee and more about the
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12 coffee shop frustrations that make me want to drink tea
Of course you need your coffee fix. I’m right there with you. But first you to face these frustrations.
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5 rude things Indianapolitans have written in the tip line of their receipt
Some people in Indianapolis would rather be rude than leave a proper tip. Sheesh. “Tip: Race to improve service, you’re
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10 signs your waiter is also a performer at Cirque de Soleil
If you see any of this behavior from your waiter, you can be sure he also works at Cirque de
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Great, but do you have McDonald’s fries?
Fun fact: The Bacchanal Buffet at Ceaesar’s in Las Vegas is one of the biggest all-you-can-eat buffets in the world,
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5 ways to open those stubborn vegetable plastic bags at the grocery store
Wand of Bag Opening Hailing from the world of magical supermarkets, this wand emits a tiny puff of air when
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Twenty-five apples a day?
Lady on a video said the nutrients in our soil have been so depleted you have to eat 25 apples
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Baked to perfection with a hint of Mediterranean sunshine
I wrote a humor column for the Houston Surveyor newspaper recently complaining about my boredom with baked potatoes. A reader
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When grocery stores say they have the lowest prices in town
When grocery stores say they have the lowest prices in town, is that the Dunning-Kroger effect?
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When the spices were way hotter than you thought but you are trying to play it cool
When the spices were way hotter than you thought but you are trying to play it cool.
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When you snuck out to McDonald’s for lunch in high school
In high school, we weren’t supposed to go to McDonald’s for lunch. The trick was to make it back in
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That day I took on the Frapp beast
I watched a video where a guy orders a Frappuccino from a coffee shop and then immediately throws it in
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Lousy cook beats back hooligan horde with baked potato grenades
I followed directions in this video on how to cook baked potatoes exactly and cooked them for 45 minutes. 45
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