You call that a spice rub? Quit embarrassing yourself!
Every one is an expert. Each top chef that shares recipes on IG gets these comments: “Bro, I ain’t never
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Food and Restaurants
Beep! Beep! Beep!
I stood at the counter. “You have to sign in first — like I showed you,” the manager yelled from
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They want to change my name to The Pale Chef
Exciting news. I just got accepted into Harvard University’s graduate program in Developing The Next Food Network Stars. The elite
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It tastes like mouthwash that has been rinsed through a sock soaked in Vick’s VapoRub
For Britons, most of whom didn’t grow up with root beer, it tastes like mouthwash or medicine. That’s because the
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Trademark fight at the OK Corral
Friday Fun Fact – Corporate edition: Bonanza restaurants began in the 60s and were very popular, so much so Ponderosa
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Soup stock to warm your soul and socks at the same time
Soup stock is critical for a complete kitchen. Before I used this recipe I traveled the entire United States looking
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Bang! Crash! OK, it’s right here!
The counter guy at the fast food restaurant asked me if I needed a drink carrier to better carry the
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Buttocks of Beef for everyone
In “A Plain Cookery Book for the Working Classes” by Charles Elme Francatelli, written in 1852, we get a recipe
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7 bread buying tips
I love me some bread, so here are some bread buying tips for you. You can tell which day the
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Customer orders most outrageous drink order in history
In a recent TikTok video, user @aadinoff showed multiple Starbucks employees trying to assemble an extremely complicated drink order with
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Local man decides if banana is still edible
An area man looked at the bananas he purchased a few days ago and tried to determine if they
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