Disney World earthquake preparedness explained
Disney World moving out of Florida? #disneyworld #disney #desantis #trump
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Politics and Government
Answer my question, communist! Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs??!!
Congressional hearings are making politics super nasty these days. Often a congressperson is just trying to get social media clout
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert battle over Joe Biden
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had a heated discussion on the floor of the House yesterday. They argued about
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This guy steals elections for a living
As our line at the grocery store was moving slower than the mechanics fixing your car, the chap behind me
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“Donny and Georgie”: The Donald Trump and Boy George musical that could not be denied
Donald Trump and Boy George share the same birthday – June 14. When rumors started to fly the two were
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Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert battle for the Queen of MAGA crown
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are in an epic battle of the ages to see which one is the
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Kari Lake sues again
After eight failed court cases, Kari Lake looked around the room. “OK, folks, we need new ideas,” she said. I
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What does “woke” mean?
I asked local citizens walking the Midway at the State Fair what “woke” means: “The capacity to telepathically converse with
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That wasn’t the question
“Are you a horticulturalist?” “No, ma’am, I’m a Republican.”
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Florida to take over ride inspections at all theme parks
The State of Florida is going to take over all ride inspections at theme parks in the state. Fortunately Cape
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Disney introduces new “DeSantis Fee” added to all Disney goods and services sold in Florida
First, Disney stood with their employees who didn’t agree with Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida. So DeSantis revoked Disney’s long-standing
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Florida bill give DeSantis appointees wide power over state schools
A recent Florida bill shifts the power at state schools from professional educators to his hand-picked appointees, giving the governor
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Illinois voters will take a busted, rusty soda machine over Trump in 2024
Presumed presidential candidate Illinois governor (D) JB Pritzker sent a warning shot against the DeSantis camp saying in part Illinois
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Biden sends Mickey Mouse spy balloons over China
In response to a number of Chinese spy balloons found drifting over the continental US, President Biden announced today 750
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Russia floats vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon over US
A vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon was seen drifting over the United States mainland this week. It first appeared over Los
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