Florida bill give DeSantis appointees wide power over state schools
A recent Florida bill shifts the power at state schools from professional educators to his hand-picked appointees, giving the governor
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Politics and Government
Illinois voters will take a busted, rusty soda machine over Trump in 2024
Presumed presidential candidate Illinois governor (D) JB Pritzker sent a warning shot against the DeSantis camp saying in part Illinois
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Biden sends Mickey Mouse spy balloons over China
In response to a number of Chinese spy balloons found drifting over the continental US, President Biden announced today 750
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Russia floats vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon over US
A vodka bottle-shaped spy balloon was seen drifting over the United States mainland this week. It first appeared over Los
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You call that a balloon?
After lambasting President Biden for his “lackluster” response to a Chinese spy balloon making its way leisurely across the country,
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Grab your musket, Johann, it’s on!
American is abuzz about a supposed Chinese spy balloon appearing over the west. Spy balloons? Really? What is this, the
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Whatever happened to TOP SECRET?
Every spy movie for 50 years: “TOP SECRET” documents and microfilm are in a locked black briefcase handcuffed to a
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Streaking through the halls wearing nothing but a motorcyle helmet
Now that Mr. Pence made keeping classified documents in your house an official trend, I’d like to reveal the classified
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New presidential Top Secret document retrieval and storage service debuts
Are you a President or Ex-President who has no idea how normal people store things? Are you storing Top Secret
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A named confession
George Santos is now being questioned about his regular use of multiple names like Anthony Devolder. Which leads me to
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BREAKING: George Santos leads a SpaceX team as they make the first human landing on Mars.
BREAKING: George Santos leads a SpaceX team as they make the first human landing on Mars.
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Just put those boxes over there by the lawnmower
From now on, I say we brief new Presidents on how to properly store top secret documents. Do not store
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Fist fights in the Congress
In Congress, fists flyPolitical feuds igniteCommon sense, goodbye
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Hey, pick me up a pop and a pew pew, will ya?
Lauren Boebert says the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be abolished and that Alcohol. Tobacco and Firearms should
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Get mad sir! Like Liam Neeson!
“Mr. Vice President, you have to get in the car. We can’t let them take over the United States.” The
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