Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert battle over Joe Biden

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had a heated discussion on the floor of the House yesterday. They argued about who was the first to introduce articles of impeachment for Joe Biden.

It really got out of hand. It was like a battle of a old western saloon. They squared off and Greene made the first move with a roundhouse right. Boebert ducked it nicely and came back with a quick jab to Greene’s stomach. Greene doubled over in pain and Boebert took advantage of the moment to grab her opponent’s hair and knee her in the face. The blow landed with a sickening thud, and Greene fell to the floor, blood gushing from her nose.

Boebert stood over her, breathing heavily. “That’s how we do things in the wild, wild west,” she said, wiping the blood from her knuckles.

But Greene was not out for the count yet. With a fierce determination in her eyes, she got back on her feet and charged at Boebert, throwing a flurry of punches. Boebert dodged and weaved, her movements fluid and graceful, and countered with a series of kicks.

The two women fought like wildcats, their anger and frustration fueling their every move. Boebert got up on the House Rostrum and jumped in the air in a flying kick. But Greene was ready for her this time. She sidestepped Boebert’s kick and grabbed her ankle, yanking it out from under her. Boebert fell to the floor with a thud, and Greene pounced on her, raining down blows with all her might.

Finally, Boebert managed to get a foot on Greene’s chest and push her away. Both women were panting, covered in sweat and blood, and their clothes were torn and tattered.

“You fight dirty,” Boebert gasped, struggling to get back on her feet.

“That’s because I’m from the south,” Greene replied, wiping the blood from her mouth. “We don’t play by the same rules as you westerners.”

Boebert chuckled weakly. “I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree.”

They stood there for a moment, eyeing each other warily. Neither one saw Kevin McCarthy emerge from the Speaker’s chair and grab them both by an arm. He flung them out of the House floor and into the hallway.

“What the hell is wrong with you two?” McCarthy yelled, his face red with anger. “This is not how we conduct ourselves in the House of Representatives.”

Boebert and Greene looked at each other, then back at McCarthy. They were both breathing heavily, still feeling the adrenaline rush of the fight.

“You’re right, Mr. McCarthy,” Green said, trying to compose herself. “It won’t happen again.”

Boebert nodded in agreement. “Won’t happen again.” The women looked at each other, breathing heavily, and nodded. At the same time they picked up McCarthy and threw him down the floor of the hallway like a bowling ball. He smashed into a group of reporters and they all tumbled down the stairs. As the reporters rolled down the stairs, Boebert and Greene looked at each other with shock and then burst into hysterical laughter. They couldn’t believe what they had just done.

“That was amazing!” Boebert exclaimed, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. “I didn’t know we had it in us!”

Greene grinned, feeling a sense of camaraderie with her fellow representative. “I think we just made history,” she said.

The two women linked arms and strutted down the hallway, enjoying the rush of adrenaline pumping through their veins. They didn’t care about the consequences of their actions, all they could think about was the thrill of the fight.

As they walked, they heard a commotion coming from one of the rooms down the hall. Curious, they peeked inside and saw a group of congressmen having a heated discussion.

Boebert nudged Greene. “Want to join in?” she asked, a mischievous glint in her eye. They rushed the congressmen and doused them with water, soaking the entire gathering. The congressmen were stunned and angry, but the two women just laughed and high-fived each other. They had never felt so alive.

As they left the room, they heard the sound of clapping coming from behind them. They turned around to see a group of staffers, all smiling and applauding their antics.

“You ladies are amazing,” one of them said. “We’ve been waiting for someone to shake things up around here.”

Boebert and Greene grinned at each other, feeling a sense of pride and accomplishment. They knew they had made a mark on the House of Representatives, and they were just getting started.

As they walked down the hallway, they heard a voice calling out to them. It was Joe Biden, the President himself.

“I heard about your little scuffle,” he said, a smile playing at the corners of his lips. “You two certainly know how to make an entrance.”

Boebert and Greene looked at each other, picked up the President and launched him out the window into the Rose Garden. The President landed on his feet, brushing off his suit with a grin.

“I like your style,” he said. “You remind me of my younger days.”

Boebert and Greene exchanged a look of surprise, not expecting the President to be so land so smoothly.

“Mr. President, we apologize for our behavior,” Greene said, bowing her head. “We let our emotions get the best of us.”

Biden waved a hand dismissively. “No need to apologize, ladies. I understand how heated things can get in politics.”

Boebert stepped forward, a glint in her eye. “Speaking of politics, we were just discussing some ideas for new legislation. Would you like to hear them?”

The President smiled. “I would love to hear your ideas, ladies.”

And with that, Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene launched into a passionate discussion about their vision for the future of America. “We both want you out!”

“So does my wife!” Joe responded, laughing.