Crazy People

Crazy Golfers: I-Can’t-Decide-On-A-Club Guy

Quickly he pulls the five-iron out of his bag. Looking again at the yardage he puts back the five-iron and pulls the four iron. After a couple of nice practice swings he settles in to his shot. Looks at the flag. Looks down. Stands up, walks back to the bag. Might really need a hybrid, he decides. Walks back to the ball with his 3-hybrid. Checks the wind by throwing grass in the air. Settles in. Stands up. Maybe it is a five-metal, he thinks. No. Definitely the hybrid. He slashes down at the ball with the hybrid and shoots it over the green into a condo complex.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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