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Don’t know if this is real but…

Don’t know if this is real but:

Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your DNA. They’ve perfected a method of collecting it from your touch screen.

Don’t forget Deadline today!!! It can be used in court cases in litigation against you.

Facebook retains the right to clone your DNA to create a massive workforce.

It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry.

Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook’s privacy policy.

I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my DNA.

With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to clone, disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based my DNA.

My DNA is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 Paragraph 79.23 and the Athens Ohio Statute.)

NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your DNA.

FACEBOOK DOES NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE MY DNA TO CREATE A NERD ARMY OF EMPLOYEE DRONES THAT LOOK LIKE ME!

Copy, Paste and Breathe

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.