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End of Your Life As You Know It

I love it on America’s Got Talent when they have a really shy kid, and Mel B (Scary Spice) tries to calm them down, saying something like, “Don’t be nervous. I know this is a huge stage and there are thousands of people here and millions watching at home, but you are going to do fine. If you don’t, it seems to me that means the end of your life as you know it. You will have blown it at that point, kid. Good luck.”

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.