Crime and Legal

Jimmy said don’t buy anything

Actual conversation overheard In LA –

Young woman: I’m so proud of my boyfriend. He figured out how to get hundreds of thousands of dollars from the government PPP program.
2nd young woman: He has a company now?
1st young woman: On paper! (Laughs). He’s so smart. He went out that day and bought three cars: My BMW, the Lambo and a Range.

In my head: Didn’t you learn anything from “Wise Guys?” Jimmy said don’t buy anything after the heist.

Joe Ditzel

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