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More James Webb Deep Space Telescope discoveries: The amazing planet of Lostsoxia

Lostsoxia

The James Webb Deep Space Telescope continues to amaze scientists and citizens alike with amazing pictures from the farthest reaches of the galaxies. This is the planet Lostsoxia.

Dr. Reba Depaciariosa from NASA

NASA Scientist Dr. Reba Depaciariosa explains, “Researchers at NASA believe when your washer or dryer spins at the right speed, socks can enter into a rip in the space/time continuum and end up on this planet.” Webb photos show the surface is covered with lost socks.

Lost socks on planet surface
Lost socks all over the planet

Appliance repairman Ed Koblinksister agrees. “As repairman, we’ve long been burdened by the frustrations of washer and dryer owners who complain about lost socks. They think they get lost in the machine. We’ve always believed they are entering a form of the multi-verse.”

Appliance repaiman Ed Koblinksister

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