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New Learning Annex Course Teaches Rock Stars How to Fly

The Learning Annex added a new course this week that will train rock stars how to fly through the air. Rock stars around the world are clamoring to learn how to fly in order to keep up with top-selling acts like Pink and Harry Styles.

“Pink was one of the leaders in this space,” said Learning Annex flying instructor Alex Headintheclouds. “After that, it wasn’t long before other rock stars wanted to fly around the arena during concerts, enthralling fans with their aerobatics. This new course will teach them how to fly and entertain at the same time, safely and effectively.”

After flying around the concert hall became fairly standard, some performers like Harry Styles began flying outdoors from sheer willpower and training. “In the ‘Sign of the Times’ video, Harry said he wanted to take flight over the forest, lakes and ocean bays.

“In a few short weeks, he learned to how to elevate a few feet of the ground. By the end of the course, he was able to fly thousands of feet off the ground as shown in the video,” Headintheclouds explained.

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