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Retail and Shopping
March 1, 2022 Joe Ditzel

We also have almonds, too, sir!

Just bought a train carload of walnuts at Costco for $5.49. My Honda can barely pull the train car home

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Sports
March 1, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Man claims victory after working on this activity for more than 40 years

NATO is standing firm on the nuclear threat level, but just in case I’m not around I’d like the future

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Travel and Places
March 1, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Just getting out of the parking lot will take six hours

The Hazda tribe in Tanzania is one of the last hunter-gatherer communities remaining in the world. Every day they have

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Cars and Traffic
February 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Motorcyclist gets lost in vegetation, abandons bike and hikes to civilization

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Travel and Places
February 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst hamburger joints in Louisville

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Travel and Places
February 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst garden centers in Louisville

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Travel and Places
February 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst drugstores in Louisville

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Religion and Faith
February 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Letter of Paul to the Canadians

First, I thank God for all your land has offered me in my travels from Prince Edward Island to Vancouver.

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Travel and Places
February 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst eyeglass stores in Louisville

5 worst eyelass stores in Louisville.

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Aging
February 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I’m so old I remember when he went by John Cougar

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Travel and Places
February 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst bowling alleys in Louisville

Grammatical Bowling Lanes We start with Grammatical Bowling Alley right there on the near west side. As you enter, you’re

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Animals
February 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Hank the Tank: In-depth interview

Hank the Tank is a giant bear. He’s also a career criminal with a rap sheet the size of 10

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Games
February 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Sure, but what about checkers?

Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa has just beaten the world’s best chess player. His name is also worth 7 million points in Scrabble.

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Uncategorized
February 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Blind spot in the hand washing routine

The pandemic made me realize how little attention I gave to my thumbs.

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GamesUncategorized
February 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What the…er…heck are you up to?

Did you know “er” is a valid Scrabble word? (As in, “Hi Kathy, would you…er…like…er…to go to…you know..um…the movies…er…Friday night?)

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