Skip to content
Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems

  • Home
  • Who is Joe Ditzel?
    • Testimonials
    • How To Book Joe
  • Books
  • Video
    • Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
  • Contact
  • Press Room
  • Links
  • More
    • Ditzionary
Games
February 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Sure, but what about checkers?

Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa has just beaten the world’s best chess player. His name is also worth 7 million points in Scrabble.

Read More
Uncategorized
February 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Blind spot in the hand washing routine

The pandemic made me realize how little attention I gave to my thumbs.

Read More
GamesUncategorized
February 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What the…er…heck are you up to?

Did you know “er” is a valid Scrabble word? (As in, “Hi Kathy, would you…er…like…er…to go to…you know..um…the movies…er…Friday night?)

Read More
Religion and Faith
February 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 things you didn’t know were sins in the Bible

5 things you didn’t know were sins in the Bible: – turning right at the very last second without signalling.

Read More
Cars and Traffic
February 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

For sale: Slightly scalding German sports car. Must pay helicopter fee for retrieval after sale.

A ship carrying a cargo of 4,000 Volkswagens and Porches caught fire in the middle of the ocean. The crew

Read More
Travel and Places
February 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Flight Attendant Wanted: Three years mixed-martial arts required

People are losing their minds on airplanes today. Over-served, pandemic-weary, tired of wearing masks, they loudly protest with flight attendants

Read More
Travel and Places
February 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

In this corner: 275 pounds, from Minneapolis, the Drunk Accountant Conspiracy Theorist!

Fun fact: During the “Golden Age of Travel” in the 1950s and 1960s, your chance of crashing was 1 in

Read More
Religion and Faith
February 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What about that walking on the water thing?

According to Reza Aslan, Jesus was one of many messianic preachers of his day and not the most well known.

Read More
Cars and Traffic
February 16, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Car rental companies arrest customer who returned car late from prom

Reports continue to flood the media about car rental companies arresting customers for “stealing” their cars. Why anyone would want

Read More
Sports
February 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

You forgot money for hot dogs!

Read More
Tech and Science
February 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Clear as streaky mud on your windshield during a spring rainstorm

Microsoft’s PR team explains changes at the company. Microsoft PR team: “We’re moving from a house of brands to a

Read More
Tech and Science
February 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Alexa, what is life all about?

You can download all your Amazon data here. Kind of eye-opening. For example, these are questions I’ve asked Alexa: Alexa,

Read More
Sports
February 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Montreal Canadiens goalies initiate blockade to support vaccine mandate protests

A group of goalies for the storied Montreal Canadiens hockey team has initiated a blockade of all opponents shots on

Read More
Sex
February 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Giant rabbit spotted driving a tractor

Sunday is a good day for a confession. I opened up my OnlyFans again only to close it one more

Read More
Sports
February 2, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Mario Lemieux’s solar solution for Pittsburgh

Here is a picture of hockey legend Mario Lemieux leaving home for Pittsburgh Penguin training camp at 19 years old.

Read More
  • ← Previous
  • Next →

The Joe Ditzel Humorletter!

Sign up for my newsletter sent right to your inbox. Wow, that’s exciting! Sign up by clicking here.

Recent Posts

  • I used to look like Robert Redford. Now I look like someone who ate Robert Redford.
  • Words I forget 97 times
  • Portrait of a boy
  • Parental holding company
  • Take more club, my friend
  • Democrats float plan to invoice Republicans for decades of deficit cleanup
  • 10 alternate names Lynyrd Skynyrd considered for the band
  • Be Kris with a K
  • He just drank
  • 10 MORE Items Goodwill Has Officially Stopped Accepting
  • 13 new items Goodwill has officially stopped accepting
  • “The brain is basically a rocket, but for thoughts”
  • Licorice sticks: How I shot a great round with women’s clubs and will never speak of it again
  • Blades will never die
  • 10 activist reporters who were too late for the story
  • A Cleveland Browns fan realizes the truth
  • Mariachi endurance test at El Plátano Verde
  • A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase Exponentially over 18 Holes of Play
  • Trump declares war on minor annoyances with a flurry of new Executive Orders
  • 5 worst winter storms in Louisville history
  • “Every morning, my phone Rings at 5:47 am”
  • 5 worst zoos in Louisville
  • The Louisville Bourbons’ 5 most spectacular losses of the season
  • Louisville’s most obnoxious muscle cars and the maniacs who drove them
  • Trump says cars should drink gas like college freshmen hit Mountain Dew

Copyright © 1998-2025 Joe Ditzel All Rights Reserved.

Site Information

Policy Documents
About
Copyright
Credits
Earnings Disclaimer
Privacy Policy
Terms and Conditions of Service
Affiliate Disclosure
Resources
Copyright © 2026 Joe Ditzel. All rights reserved.
Theme: ColorMag by ThemeGrill. Powered by WordPress.