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Travel and Places
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst hair salons in Albuquerque

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Travel and Places
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst law firms in Albuquerque

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Travel and Places
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst car dealers in Albuquerque

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Cars and Traffic
November 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Victim of a shakedown

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Politics and Government
November 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Marjorie Taylor Greene on Jeopardy

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Tech and Science
November 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

On-demand eyeglass cleaning

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Sex
November 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Shutting down my OnlyFans

Sorry, folks, I’m shutting down my OnlyFans. Just not enough demand for shots of an old guy in the kitchen

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Business
October 30, 2021 Joe Ditzel

When the salespeople want to play on the company team

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Marriage and Weddings
October 28, 2021 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when your wife takes three hours longer

That feeling when your wife takes three hours longer at the mall than she said.

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Relationships and Dating
October 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Let’s talk after this field goal

Fun facts 50 percent of married couples go to marriage counseling. They attend an average of 12 sessions. 66 percent

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Politics and Government
October 23, 2021 Joe Ditzel

It says here Trump started his own social media

Trump started his own social media.

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Holidays
October 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Jolly Joe is coming to town

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Crime and Legal
October 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Jimmy said don’t buy anything

Actual conversation overheard In LA – Young woman: I’m so proud of my boyfriend. He figured out how to get

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Life
October 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Winging it again

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Health
October 18, 2021 Joe Ditzel

No Coke. Pepsi.

A guy at Costco had a shirt that said “in case of accident my blood type is Coca Cola.” Okay

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