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December 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Colonel Red “Falcon” Turnberry reveals his latest golf innovation

“What we need,” Turnberry told the greens committee at the monthly meeting, “is a teebox on top of a stone

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Travel and Places
December 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

That time my family moved to Iowa and I cried

For their safety when WWII started, Britain sent many children to Canada, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand (photo) until

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Sports
December 2, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Yes, you are correct, sir! I feel lots of pain right now, sir!

“Attack targets on defender’s body” From the Marine Corps Close Combat Manual: “Neck – The entire neck is vulnerable as

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Travel and Places
November 30, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst storage places in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
November 28, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst wedding planners in Des Moines, Iowa

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Holidays
November 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

We don’t like these Yankee customs like Thanksgiving and the New England Patriots

Around the South, people didn’t always take kindly to Thanksgiving. Before the Civil War when bad blood began to rise

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Holidays
November 23, 2021 Joe Ditzel

The mysterious missing food items from the first Thanksgiving

Sure, they had turkey at the first Thanksgiving celebrated between the Pilgrims at Plymouth Colony and the Wampanoag tribe in

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Retail and Shopping
November 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Let me put that in a bag for you and happy holidays!

This week a group of more than 100 thieves robbed the Nordstrom store in Walnut Creek, California in a coordinated

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Religion and Faith
November 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

What made him think that?

As I got out, my Uber driver asked me if I was a priest. Forgive me, but I said,”Yes. Bless

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Food and Restaurants
November 21, 2021 Joe Ditzel

In-N-Out fries aren’t crispy

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Travel and PlacesUncategorized
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst bowling alleys in Albuquerque

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Travel and Places
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst pool halls in Albuquerque

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Travel and PlacesUncategorized
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst plumbers in Albuquerque

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Travel and Places
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst self storage facilities in Albuquerque

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Travel and Places
November 17, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the worst neighborhoods in Albuquerque

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