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December 19, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst eyeglasses stores in Des Moines

5 worst eyeglasses stores in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
December 18, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst computer stores in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
December 18, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst hairstylists in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
December 18, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst convenience stores in Des Moines

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Sports
December 16, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Deion Sanders Recruits Star Travis Hunter Away From Florida, Immediately Pitches Florida Coaching Job

Jackson State coach Deion Sanders wrested top recruit Travis Hunter away from Power 5 school University of Florida this week,

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Life
December 14, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Or I find 100 Bitcoins I bought in 2012 after a few beers

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Holidays
December 13, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Merry Christmas, it gets great gas mileage!

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Sports
December 13, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Netflix and chill or get rid of this junk I hate them?

“Netflix and chill?”” “I can’t. I have to get up early and sell all my Browns memorabilia.”

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Movies
December 13, 2021 Joe Ditzel

When you’re a dud, you’re a dud all the way!

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Clothing and Style
December 13, 2021 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Clean Shoes That Smell Like a Russian Yak Fought a Siberian Moose to the Death and They Both Lost

You lead an active life. Running, cycling, chasing your kids around your 79-room mansion. Your shoes absorb all that perspiration

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Sports
December 12, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Most Popular Hockey Penalties in all 50 States

Ever wonder which hockey penalty is the most common in each state? Here they are. Each of these penalties is

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Money and Finance
December 10, 2021 Joe Ditzel

What are we celebrating?

What are we celebrating? The Internal Revenue Service lost all my tax files.

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Money and Finance
December 10, 2021 Joe Ditzel

7 of the most commonly searched questions about cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin are generating hefty profits for investors. But the value swings wildly week to week and even day

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Sports
December 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Michigan finally beats Ohio State after 300 year draught

  Michigan finally beats Ohio State after 300 years and Dave Portnoy acts like it’s the second coming.

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Religion and Faith
December 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Joel Osteen, please send me my $600,000!

I was visiting Lakewood church in Houston a while back because Joel tells good jokes and I wanted to get

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