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December 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

They say Rudolph

They say Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer started as a Christmas marketing gimmick. Is nothing sacred.

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Holidays
December 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

We got kicked out

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Tech and Science
December 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

A professor in Japan

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Holidays
December 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

What the heck are they doing on our porch, Cleetus?

Nobody sings Christmas carols around the neighborhood anymore.

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Sports
December 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Taking our time to build a champion

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Holidays
December 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

She asked for a Miles Davis boxed set

She asked for a Miles Davis boxed set.

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Holidays
December 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I don’t blame her, guy

Overheard in Columbus on Christmas Day 2021: Guy: “I’m done with work! Now I get to go home and enjoy

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Travel and Places
December 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst grocery stores in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
December 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst car washes in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
December 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

3 more fun facts about Des Moines

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Gig Economy
December 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Overheard in Columbus: Hidden manipulation

Woman speaking about her ex: “She was great at manipulating me without me knowing. That’s why I love her.”

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Work and Careers
December 20, 2021 Joe Ditzel

There’s been some fraud

While waiting for a passenger to come out of their house, I got a call from “Uber Research.” He told

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Travel and Places
December 19, 2021 Joe Ditzel

3 fun facts about Des Moines, Iowa

3 fun facts about des moines

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Travel and Places
December 19, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst skating rinks in Des Moines

5 worst skating rinks in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
December 19, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 worst pizza shops in Des Moines

5 worst pizza shops in Des Moines

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