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January 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

It depends on what you mean by “legitimate”

Since it’s Sunday I should admit I lied. In a Facebook argument I had with someone about boxing vs. martial

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Tech and Science
January 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 amazing things from newly discovered Charles Darwin journals

Recently a small trunk was discovered that contained dozens of journals written by famed scientist, biologist and naturalist. Here are

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Travel and Places
January 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Fly the empty skies

They are flying empty airplanes all over Europe. Cuts down on lunatic anti-maskers starting fights.

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Food and Restaurants
January 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Maybe I can go back there and cook it myself

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Work and Careers
January 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Come into the office? What?

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Travel and Places
January 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Sure, the building is tilted, but think of the Instagram photo ops!

This building in San Francisco is slowly tilting and people are mad. What’s the problem? Gives you a better view!

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Music
January 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

How about Metallica singing the Baby Shark song?

Pro drummer Larnell Lewis nails “Enter Sandman” after hearing the song one time. OK, Larnell, but can you do the

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Holidays
January 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What if he doesn’t actually go down the chimney but through an unlocked window?

Anybody else find out the truth about Santa Claus at a later age? I was 27 and didn’t full believe

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Cars and Traffic
January 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

They stole my black BMW! I mean white! No, red! I mean blue!

BMW has an experimental car that changes color at the click of a button. Great for consumers, bad for car

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Real Estate
January 3, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Jumping ahead of yourself

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Politics and Government
January 3, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Conspiracy theory groups are starting to turn on each other

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Sports
January 3, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Ripping your shirt off at work and storming out

Why is everybody mad at Antonio Brown? Haven’t we all had enough at work, torn off our shirts and danced

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Retail and Shopping
January 1, 2022 Joe Ditzel

For some reason when surveying auto-detailing products I stand like a superhero

A borderline obese superhero.

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Retail and Shopping
December 30, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I want him arrested! I’m over in the soups aisle!

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Travel and Places
December 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

When they cancel flight after flight

Flight canceled. #travel #airtravel

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