Des Moines History – Early 1900s Beautification
Des Moines History – Early 1900s Beautification
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Letter of Paul to the Alaskans
I, Paul, having walked through your lands, extend to you my condolences. Never have I ever, in all of my
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7 TV shows I’m pitching to Hollywood
7 TV shows I’m currently pitching to Hollywood by holding up a treatment against producer’s office windows: Really Desperate Housewives
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Canadian grab in the gap off the knuckle
When I broke my leg skiing years back, at first I told the truth: I skiied off a cliff. By
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Low and gravelly
Everyone on “Yellowstone” talks in a low, gravelly voice. Men. Women…Horses.
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Still lying after all these years
Somebody posted one of those pithy Facebook memes that said something like, “Being and adult means telling your parents stories
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I’ve never met anyone named Flannery
Or Percy. Or Garson. Why not? How come more people aren’t named Enoch? Or Gael. I always thought parents wanted
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Cheech and Chong named as immediate replacements for Dr. Fauci. President schedules press conference. CDC “unaware.”
BREAKING: Cheech and Chong to replace Dr. Fauci later today. President to address nation. CDC says they were not advised.
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