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January 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Des Moines History – Prehistoric Era

Des Moines History – Prehistoric Era

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January 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With The Worst Interior Design Firms – Book

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Travel and Places
January 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst interior design firms in Des Moines

5 worst interior design firms in Des Moines

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Travel and Places
January 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst pharmacies in Des Moines

5 worst pharmacies in Des Moines

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Religion and Faith
January 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Letter of Paul to the Alaskans

I, Paul, having walked through your lands, extend to you my condolences. Never have I ever, in all of my

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TV
January 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

7 TV shows I’m pitching to Hollywood

7 TV shows I’m currently pitching to Hollywood by holding up a treatment against producer’s office windows: Really Desperate Housewives

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Sports
January 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Canadian grab in the gap off the knuckle

When I broke my leg skiing years back, at first I told the truth: I skiied off a cliff. By

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TV
January 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Low and gravelly

Everyone on “Yellowstone” talks in a low, gravelly voice. Men. Women…Horses.

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Family
January 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Still lying after all these years

Somebody posted one of those pithy Facebook memes that said something like, “Being and adult means telling your parents stories

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Relationships and Dating
January 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I’ve never met anyone named Flannery

Or Percy. Or Garson. Why not? How come more people aren’t named Enoch? Or Gael. I always thought parents wanted

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Health
January 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Cheech and Chong named as immediate replacements for Dr. Fauci. President schedules press conference. CDC “unaware.”

BREAKING: Cheech and Chong to replace Dr. Fauci later today. President to address nation. CDC says they were not advised.

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Family
January 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Kids are the greatest thing in life

Kids are the greatest thing in my life

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RIP
January 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

RIP Bob Saget

I have a vivid memory of one of my first dates going to a comedy club (hi Laurel), in this

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Music
January 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Honey, what song by a generic Canadian band should we play at our wedding?

A few years ago, a promoter in Phoenix had a Nickelback protest before a Nickelback show because they felt the

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Uncategorized
January 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Motorcycles – Book

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