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November 4, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Machine Gun Kelly – Tickets to My Downfall – LYRICS EXPLAINED

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Politics and Government
November 3, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Vote for Kanye?

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Holidays
October 31, 2020 Joe Ditzel

The Cookies are Late

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Animals
October 26, 2020 Joe Ditzel

You’ll wish you bought the Dyson when the murder hornets arrive

You cheaped out again! You bought the less expensive brand even though you knew the Dyson vacuum had much stronger

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Sports
October 22, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Facts Don’t Care About Your Feeeelliiinggs

  Facts Don’t Care About Your Feeeelliiinggs

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Music
October 22, 2020 Joe Ditzel

21 Savage and Metro Boomin – Savage Mode II – LYRICS EXPLAINED

  21 Savage and Metro Boomin – Savage Mode II – LYRICS EXPLAINED

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Animals
October 22, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Cats Trained to Set Fires

This newspaper item appeared in 1921: “An insurance investigator reveals a New Jersey insurance scam that involves using cats trained

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Music
October 21, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Luke Combs – What You See is What You Get – LYRICS EXPLAINED

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Music
October 17, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Guy Who Went to the First Coachella

  Guy Who Went to the First Coachella

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Sports
October 13, 2020 Joe Ditzel

That Time A Driving Range Fired Back at Me

“Woah, look out!” the lady yelled as a golf ball hit once on the ground and hit me at high

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Sports
October 7, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Why There Was Not One Covid Case during the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs

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Travel and Places
October 6, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Put Your Shoes On, You Mongrel

Fun fact: 80 percent of airline accidents happen in the first three minutes or last eight minutes of a flight.

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Music
October 4, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Alicia Keys – Alicia – LYRICS EXPLAINED

  Alicia Keys – Alicia – LYRICS EXPLAINED

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Personal Development
September 3, 2020 Joe Ditzel

You messed it up

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Sports
August 30, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Rhythm and Pace in the Golf Swing

Fun golf fact: it varies by individuals, but the time between beginning your backswing to contacting the ball is the

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