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Health
December 5, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Back up a little there, friend

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Health
December 4, 2020 Joe Ditzel

It’s your plantar, sir, yeah it’s all messed up

Just thinking back to the days of my youth when I never once searched the term “plantar fasciitis,” not to

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Sports
December 3, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Chipping with dog toys

  Too cold in your area to get out and practice? Or maybe you are just short on time. Get

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Animals
December 2, 2020 Joe Ditzel

What have you been doing for the last 11 months?

A dog found his way home after leaving his house 11 months ago. Human: “Where have you been, Rover?” Rover:

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Politics and Government
November 29, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Miami Heat Denies Lakers Win With Game 6 Protest of the 2020 NBA Championship

BREAKING: The Miami Heat released a statement today protesting the results of game 6 of the 2020 NBA finals won

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Retail and Shopping
November 27, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Ride like the wind, son! Ride like the wind!

Do you return shopping carts at the grocery? According to Scientific American, there are five types of people in this

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Holidays
November 26, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Thanksgiving 2020

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Sports
November 23, 2020 Joe Ditzel

“How does he do it?” DeChambeau cried to the heavens

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Health
November 16, 2020 Joe Ditzel

While we are developing vaccines

While we’re speeding vaccine development, why don’t we add on a vaccine to protect against people who LEAN WAY IN

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Sports
November 15, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Tennis players grunting in everyday life

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Entertainment
November 14, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Guy sues Michael Jordan for $400 milly

Just thinking about that time in 2006 a guy sued Michael Jordan for $400,000,000 because the man looked very similar

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Travel and Places
November 14, 2020 Joe Ditzel

3 travel hacks you should know

3 quick travel hacks you should know: 1. Flights are cheaper Mon 12a – Tue 9pm. 2. Use Incognito or

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Food and Restaurants
November 10, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Customer Busts Barista for Stealing Credit Card

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Politics and Government
November 9, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Trump Team Still Protesting Election in February 2021 Outside Whitehouse

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Politics and Government
November 5, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Vote Count Pandemonium in Philadelphia

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