Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Republicans can’t get out of their own way over impeachment
Republicans can’t get out of their own way over impeachment.
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Browns Begin Impeachment Inquiry on Freddie Kitchens
After the Browns lost to a hapless Denver Broncos team, they fell to 2 and 6. Thus began the formal
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Elizabeth Warren Has “Leave Nixon Alone” Tattoo Removed From Her Left Ankle
Continuing to take steps to erase her Republican roots, Elizabeth Warren removed a tattoo on her left ankle that said,
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Did You Go to Hottieween?
Friend: Did you get invited to Megan Thee Stallion’s star-studded Halloween party “Hottieween?” Me: Nah, I went to Stayathomeandeattacosween.
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Trying to get my bearings
Mechanic: Sir, your front bearings are shot. Do you know what that is? Me: Sure. It’s part of the GPS.
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Fast Response from Trump
Wow – Trump is already calling me “Pasty Joe” on Twitter. #Ditzel2020
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Running for President
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT. Today I declared my candidacy for President of the United States. More to follow… #Ditzel2020
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