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Travel and Places
June 26, 2019 Joe Ditzel

The Most Terrifying Haunted Places in Texas

With a history as colorful and dramatic as that of Texas, it’s not hard to believe there are plenty of

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Travel and Places
June 26, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Champion Bronc-Riding Couple Get Married in Wild Double Bronc-Busting Ceremony at Houston Rodeo

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Music
June 25, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Taylor Swift – You Need to Calm Down – LYRICS EXPLAINED

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Animals
June 24, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Panda Bear Moves From Bronx Zoo to Houston Zoo for “Better Tex-Mex”

 

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Travel and Places
June 23, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Local Cow Vies For Miss Bovine Texas and Dreams of Miss Bovine World

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Travel and Places
June 23, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Stunning Facts You Should Know About San Antonio

1. San Antonio is the oldest municipality in Texas. That means all residents automatically receive AARP benefits from the time

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Travel and Places
June 22, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Texas Food Commission Shuts Down New Dallas Fusion Restaurant For Serving “Little Itty-Bitty Portions”

Photo Op: Texas Food Commission Shuts Down New Dallas Fusion Restaurant For Serving “Little Itty-Bitty Portions”

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Travel and Places
June 22, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Amazingly Fun and Charming Things You Should Know About El Paso

1. El Paso means “the pass” in English. It was named by legendary Dallas Cowboys football coach Tom Landry. Part

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Sports
June 18, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Hard in the Paint

Me: I’m going hard in the paint every day of the week. Older Neighbor Lady: What do you mean “hard

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Travel and Places
June 18, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Secrets About Texas Only Locals Know

1. Texas was originally called La Tierra de Mis Sueños, or The Land of My Dreams. The name came from

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Travel and Places
June 13, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Ways to Insult a Texan

1. Whataburger? I call it What Burger? 2. Texas? Where’s that? 3. Hey, we were just talking about all the

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Travel and Places
June 12, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 of the Baddest, Meanest, Most Cunning Outlaws in Texas History

Texas truly was the “Wild West,” filled with outlaws, thieves and n’er-do-wells. Here are seven of the worst. 1. Johnny

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Travel and Places
June 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Texas Developer Builds Mountainous Ski Resort Outside Dallas

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Travel and Places
June 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 Crazy Things You Should Know About the State Capitol in Austin

  1. Largest in the country The Texas State Capitol is the largest of any state capitol in the country.

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Weather and Climate
June 9, 2019 Joe Ditzel

3 Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) About Texas Weather

When Texans ask, “What’s it like out there?,” they really mean, “What horrific weather should we look forward to today?”

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