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June 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Texas Developer Builds Mountainous Ski Resort Outside Dallas

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Travel and Places
June 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 Crazy Things You Should Know About the State Capitol in Austin

  1. Largest in the country The Texas State Capitol is the largest of any state capitol in the country.

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Weather and Climate
June 9, 2019 Joe Ditzel

3 Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) About Texas Weather

When Texans ask, “What’s it like out there?,” they really mean, “What horrific weather should we look forward to today?”

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Health
June 8, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Texas Doctor Announces Breakthrough Treatment For Bad Country Line Dancing

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Animals
June 8, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Your Baby Smells Horrible But What Great Teeth!

Somebody stole a shark from the San Antonio Aquarium. Say what? How do you steal a shark? You might teach

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Travel and Places
June 7, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Texas Longhorns Mascot “Bevo” Runs for State Representative

Bevo, a 1600-pound Texas longhorn steer and beloved live mascot of University of Texas sports, announced today his candidacy for

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Cars and Traffic
June 5, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Texas Man’s Truck Finally Stops After 10 Million Miles

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Travel and Places
June 5, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Texas Moves Forward on Plan To Raise State 5000 Feet Above Surrounding States

Texas Governor Steve Alamoagain announced today plans to physically raise the state 5000 feet above surrounding states. The governor made

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Travel and Places
June 1, 2019 Joe Ditzel

5 of the Best Texas High School Football Teams Right Now

High School football is popular around the country, but it is a religion in Texas. Here are 5 of the

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Travel and Places
May 30, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Never Knew About Texas

Texas is a wild and wonderful place, full of good people, great food and crazy politicians. But everybody knows that.

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Travel and Places
May 29, 2019 Joe Ditzel

How to Snag You a Texan

Ok, so you want to fall in love with a Texan. Who knows why? Maybe you like that BBQ perfume

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Health
May 28, 2019 Joe Ditzel

How to Do Squats – Mental Approach

How to Do Squats – Mental Approach

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Travel and Places
May 27, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Texans’ JJ Watt Gets Engaged to Houston Dash Star Kealia Ohai

Yesterday JJ Watt announced his engagement to Houston Dash star Kealia Ohai. Watt has played defensive end for the Houston

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Travel and Places
May 25, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Essential Texas Blues Masters

Texas has produced some of the most important names in the history of blues. Let’s take a look. Yellin’ Joe

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Travel and Places
May 24, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 Terrifying Texas Urban Legends

Before Mark Cuban purchased the Dallas Mavericks, they worked out in this ridiculously small gym in an abandoned park outside

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