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Education
May 23, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Billionaire Pledges To Pay Off Morehouse College Student Loans

Billionaire Robert Smith pledged to pay off Morehouse College student loans. Ohio University alumni Jerry Courtstreetrules just pledged to pay

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Travel and Places
May 21, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Whataburger is For Sale? Here’s How to To Stop It

Warning: This news is terrifying. Whataburger is looking for investors. Is it for sale? What if they change the menu?

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Travel and Places
May 20, 2019 Joe Ditzel

5 of the Most Unusual Talents of Miss Texas Contestants

Since 1937, dozens of young women have chased the Miss Texas crown. A few of them have displayed rather unusual

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Cars and Traffic
May 18, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: The Classic LA Car

A gold Rolls-Royce low rider.

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Food and Restaurants
May 18, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Guy at McDonald’s: What’s My Name?

Guy at McDonald’s : Sir, what’s my name? I forgot my name! Me: Not sure, either. Is it Ralph? Him:

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Travel and Places
May 17, 2019 Joe Ditzel

4 of the Best Tourist Attractions in Texas

1. San Antonio Walk The Plank On a scenic river running through town, you’ll find charming restaurants and shops all

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Health
May 17, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Baby Shark Doo-Doo-Doo…CLEAR!

In those misty days of my youth at WCMH-TV in Columbus, we had to attend a CPR class. It wasn’t

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Travel and Places
May 16, 2019 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons You Should Choose Texas over California for Your Next Vacation

1. Tex-Mex. There’s Mexican and food and then there’s Tex-Mex, a special hybrid that leaves California in the dust. You’ve

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Travel and Places
May 14, 2019 Joe Ditzel

5 Texas Inventions That Give Life Meaning

How dreary would your life be without these Texas inventions? Handheld Calculator Before the handheld calculator, engineering majors carried giant

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Travel and Places
May 14, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Understanding Texas Geography and Physical Regions

Texas has several distinct physical regions. Let’s take a look. 1. Gulf Coastal Plains From the Gulf of Hurricanes inland

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Movies
May 13, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Hit Him Again, Jett, We Got ‘Im

In this classic scene from “Giant,” some say the best in the movie, Jett Rink played by James Dean has

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Travel and Places
May 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 Ways You Know Your Doctor is From Texas

Does your doctor act a little different from other doctors you’ve seen? They may be from Texas. Here is how

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May 11, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Need a friend

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May 10, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Big Hair Battle

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Sports
May 10, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Photo Op: Cheering Maverick Fans Greet Team at Airport – 2018-19 Season

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