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May 10, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Ran one mile today

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May 9, 2019 Joe Ditzel

7 Things Every Good Texan Has

If you are a Texan, you know there are seven vital items you must have. A Dog That Can Order

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Travel and Places
May 8, 2019 Joe Ditzel

5 Amazing Things to Do in Texas

Texas is chock full of amazing things for the whole family to enjoy on your next vacation. Here are just

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Travel and Places
May 8, 2019 Joe Ditzel

King Ranch in Texas Named America’s 51st State

Texas’s King Ranch spreads over 825,000 acres in the Wild Horse Desert of South Texas and is larger than the

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Travel and Places
May 7, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Odd News Report – Texas Edition (weird) [STRANGE NEWS]

And now it’s time for the Odd News Report – Texas Edition Don’t go messing with Texas grandmas! A pair

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Travel and Places
May 6, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Texas Begins Construction of Wall Around Austin

Texas officials today announced the beginning of construction on a wall around Austin, the state capital. The wall is designed

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Travel and Places
May 6, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Getting too close (licked) [SAN DIEGO ZOO]

Getting too close (licked) [SAN DIEGO ZOO]

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May 6, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Wet and Afraid at Disneyland

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Travel and Places
May 5, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Texas Proposes Moving California Redwood Forest to West Texas

Texas recently upped its rivalry with California by requesting they be allowed to move California’s famed Redwood Forest to a

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Travel and Places
May 5, 2019 Joe Ditzel

How to SPEAK TEXAN – Double Meanings (funny) [NEVER KNEW THIS]

Let’s learn a little about speaking Texan. Interestingly, the word “Texas” comes from the Caddo word “taysha.” The Caddo Nation

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Travel and Places
May 4, 2019 Joe Ditzel

3 MORE Fun Facts About TEXAS (interesting) [THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS]

3 MORE Fun Facts About TEXAS (interesting) [THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS] Before Texas became a state in these United States

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Travel and Places
May 4, 2019 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About Texas (weird) [Texas History]

3 Fun Facts About Texas (weird) [Texas History] Did you know that Texas is the second largest state in the United

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Music
May 1, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Khalid – Talk – LYRICS EXPLAINED

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Movies
April 30, 2019 Joe Ditzel

UGLYDOLLS Preview – What to Expect (crazy) [NEW] [NO SPOILERS]

The new UglyDolls movie opens later this week. Let’s find out what it is all about. First, a little backstory.

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April 28, 2019 Joe Ditzel

10 Alternative Endings to Avengers Endgame

Avengers Endgame is an epic achievement blowing away audiences around the globe. Here are 10 alternate ways to make the

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