10 signs you’ve eaten at IHOP too many times
You’ve started referring to all your meals as ‘the first pancake of the day.’ Your GPS automatically navigates to IHOP,
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The new IHOP gift emporium: A pancake lover’s paradise
IHOP, IHOP, IHOP. The International House of Pancakes. A place where dreams are made and diets are destroyed before noon.
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10 signs your neighbor is running a ghost kitchen out of their garage
A ghost kitchen is a virtual restaurant that is only available for delivery on food delivery apps. They’ve been set
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10 signs you’ve picked the wrong dog
“Your new dog’s favorite game is ‘Hide and Never Seek’ – with your shoes.” “It has more Instagram followers than
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10 signs your therapist isn’t very good at their job
Their version of confidentiality is ‘I promise not to post this on Twitter… without a good hashtag.’ Instead of a
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Trucker baptism
Now they are baptizing people at the Trucker’s Convoy. Born again and you also get 10 percent off everything at
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Taylor Swift – Kelce and Me
(Verse 1)We’re the headline of every story,On your TV, can’t miss the glory.From the field to the stage, we’re a
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5 of the longest-living dog breeds in the world
A recent study listed the longest-living dog breeds in the world. In the world of canine longevity, where the fountain
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Taylor Swift – You Belong to Me: Lyrics Explained
The Art of Eavesdropping: A Masterclass by Taylor Swift In her groundbreaking ballad “You Belong to Me,” Taylor Swift isn’t
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man partied on unaware he had been shot in the head four days ago
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man partied on unaware he had been shot in the head four days
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The Kansas City Chiefs’ New Game Plan: Matchmaking with Pop Stars
In an unprecedented move, the Kansas City Chiefs have reportedly decided that victory in the Super Bowl depends not just
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Taylor Swift Joins Kansas City Chiefs in Unprecedented Draft Move
Kansas City, MO – In a move that has left sports analysts and pop culture enthusiasts equally bewildered, the Kansas
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Self delusion and weakness of spirit
What cookies? I don’t see any cookies. Nom. Nom. Nom.
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Son, did you mow the lawn?
Fun fact: Juries decide less than one percent of civil cases filed in court. Even more fun fact: A jury
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In and Out: YOLO
Out: “YOLO” (You only live once). In: “YOLO in Cleveland.”
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