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Music
August 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 of the greatest Adele songs of all time

10 of the greatest Adele songs of all time. 1. “Rolling in the Deep, But I Got Lost in the

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Sports
August 12, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Lights, Camera, Paris: The Ultimate Action Star Stunts at the Closing Ceremony

Tom Cruise was Tom of a spectacular stunt (I know, shocking!) at the Paris 2024 Summer Olympics. But what you

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Travel and Places
August 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman dies after getting caught in O’Hare airport’s baggage carousel in Chicago

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman dies after getting caught in O’Hare airport’s baggage carousel in Chicago.

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Uncategorized
August 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I’m running five miles a day

I’m running five miles a day, and by running I mean walking.

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Politics and Government
August 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 ways you know Tim Walz is right for Dem VP

Tim Walz knows that in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center. Tim Walz knows how

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Sports
August 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Good for you, bro

Good for you, bro. The French pole vaulter at the Summer Olympics opened an OF account and billed $100 million

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Animals
August 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Less stress, blue sky

Horses are allowed on all public roads in the US except interstates. I’m not telling you how to live your

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Crime and Legal
August 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me

I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me.

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Travel and Places
August 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 celebrated buildings in Huntington, West Virginia

When it comes to iconic architecture, Huntington, West Virginia, might not be the first place that springs to mind. But

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Health
August 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when your anxieties run wild

That feeling when your anxieties run wild.

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Travel and Places
August 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 most iconic buildings in Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh, a city known for its steel history, sports pride, and rivers, is also home to some of the most

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Life
August 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Icy buckets

Just thinking about the fact that we used to pour buckets of ice water over each other’s heads like some

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Relationships and Dating
August 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Las Vegas woman accused of shooting man unprovoked while naked in his apartment

Somewhat confusing headline I didn’t expect to see today: Las Vegas woman accused of shooting man unprovoked while naked in

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Birthday
August 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Jay and Silent Bob Scream

08-02. Happy birthday to directors Wes Craven and Kevin Smith. My favorite movies they co-directed were Jay and Silent Bob

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Birthday
August 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Jerry and Coolio

08-01. Happy Birthday to Jerry Garcia and Coolio — we all love their big hit, “Super Magnolia Paradise.”

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