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Retail and Shopping
August 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

10 Amazing Things That Happened At a Wild Liquor Store Half-Price Sale

Police recently fired warning shots in the air to help break up a crowd outside a liquor store having a

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Politics and Government
August 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Britain’s Latest Secret Weapon? Vanessa Kirby’s Eyes

International security and military experts confirmed today their belief that Britain is employing actress Vanessa Kirby’s eyes as a vital

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Gig Economy
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Man in rural Michigan starts “Amish Uber” with his horse and buggy

                      Images courtesy Crystal Huff via Unsplash.

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Fashion and Style
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When you tell your stylist it looks great but…

When you tell your stylist it looks great, but you think “I can fix this at home.”

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Gig Economy
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I tried to save money with Uber pool

I tried to save money with Uber pool. I arrived home 3 days later.

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Sports
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

This 80-year-old lady behind me in this taco joint

The 80-year-old lady behind me in this taco joint knows more about baseball strategy than half of Major League Baseball.

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Entertainment
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Netflix announces 2,997 stand-up comedy specials

Netflix recently announced a series of 2,997 stand-up comedy specials featuring the funniest guy or gal in the office. “We

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Music
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Two old guys in Germany escaped from their retirement home

Two old guys in Germany escaped from their retirement home to go to a heavy metal festival. When the police

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Crime and Legal
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

A Maryland man took his driver’s test in his own car but didn’t remember he had weed and a gun in the vehicle

A Maryland man took his driver’s test in his own car but didn’t remember he had weed and a gun

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Sports
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Grosossss! Umpire has giant moth extracted from his ear during Yankees-White Sox game

An umpire had a giant moth removed from his ear during a Yankees-White Sox game. White Sox fans had an

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Aging
August 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Scientists say forgetfulness is a sign of high intelligence

Scientists say forgetfulness is a sign of high intelligence. In that case, I’m a combination of Einstein, Isaac Newton and

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Weather and Climate
August 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

It’s so hot in Los Angeles, Courtney and Khloe…

It’s so hot in Los Angeles, Courtney and Khloe sat in the shade under Kim’s boobs.

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Money and Finance
August 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Man Thought His Lottery Ticket Was a Loser And Then This Happened

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Uncategorized
August 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Husband sues wife’s lover. Judge awards him $8 million.

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Weather and Climate
August 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

110 degrees

It’s 100 degrees and I’m melting. In Phoenix they are laughing at me.

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