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July 11, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Now That’s a Dictionary!

  Now that’s a dictionary! Webster’s New International edition. But what happened to the OLD International edition??!!

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Travel and Places
July 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Southwest Airlines gets rid of peanuts

Why is Southwest Airlines picking on the poor peanut? The company decided to quit offering the airline staple as of

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Retail and Shopping
July 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Costco removes beloved Polish dog from food court menu

Man, everything is topsy turvy these days. Now Costco is removing the Polish Dog and a soda deal from the

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Music
July 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Doing the Shiggy

I was doing the Shiggy and threw out my back.

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Uncategorized
July 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

City sounds

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July 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Cavs owner thankful for years with LeBron

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July 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Humidity 97 percent

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Home and Garden
July 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Something be funky up in here

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Relationships and Dating
July 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Tried to escape

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Sports
July 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Bryson Dechambeau’s protracted troubles

The USGA says Bryson DeChambeau can no longer use a drawing protractor during tournaments. I guess carpenter levels are out,

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Health
July 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Gave up doughnuts

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Celebrities
July 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 kid rule

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July 6, 2018 Joe Ditzel

It is so hot…

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July 6, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Is it Hotter Than 20 Years Ago?

I was talking with a 23-year-old yesterday. We agreed it feels like summers are way hotter now than 20 years

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Music
July 5, 2018 Joe Ditzel

New Learning Annex Course Teaches Rock Stars How to Fly

The Learning Annex added a new course this week that will train rock stars how to fly through the air.

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