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Food and Restaurants
July 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Starbucks Pulls Plastic Straws Off The Shelves

Starbucks banned plastic straws recently after a social media firestorm flared up, as they do every day, about the dangers

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Travel and Places
July 14, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Emma Watson and Meghan Markle wore the same pants to Wimbledon

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Food and Restaurants
July 14, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Company bans red meat, pork or poultry from expense reports

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Family
July 14, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Endangered Species: Middle Kids

Are you a middle kid? Enjoy it. You are an endangered species. The average number of children in a family

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Motorcycles
July 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Motorcycle day trip

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Education
July 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When you didn’t read…

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Food and Restaurants
July 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When you’ll do anything to avoid being tempted

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Sports
July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Losing your golf game

It happens. You are cruising along, shooting a nice round of golf, and then it all goes to pot. You

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Travel and Places
July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Ancient Temple Discovered Inside Pyramid

It’s funny the things you find when a 7.1 earthquake shakes your neighborhood. Mexican archeologists were stunned to discover an

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Vacation
July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Meanwhile…back at Seaworld

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Clothing and Style
July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

This suit feels a little tight

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Music
July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

He’s not a fan of the classics

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Uncategorized
July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Jordan over LeBron?

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July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Did he confess?

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July 12, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Things angelenos do to survive the commute

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