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July 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Creative excuse

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July 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Drunk arrested for fighting his reflection

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July 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Did Bryce Harper cheat?

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July 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Nailed it

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July 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

9 in 50

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Sports
July 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Oh, I play a little golf!

  “Oh, I play a little golf, too!” she said. “Let’s make it a date, then.” Saturday morning came too

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Cars and Traffic
July 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Can I move at the light?

  The ambulance drove right up behind the Toyota Camry blocking his way. The flashing lights danced off the Camry

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Cars and Traffic
July 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Get outta the way

The ambulance pulled right up behind the stationary Toyota Camry, siren blaring and lights flashing. The red lights dance on

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Work and Careers
July 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I see it now

The salesperson tried to explain the situation, droning. The manager tried to keep his head from hitting the desk from

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Food and Restaurants
July 16, 2018 Joe Ditzel

I want desert

When you really can’t decide on which desert you want.  

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Food and Restaurants
July 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

It doesn’t matter if you are a Repubocrat or Demlican

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Politics and Government
July 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

President Blocks Queen Elizabeth in Latest of Series of Gaffes

During his recent trip to England, President Trump committed a series of etiquette gaffes that have tongues wagging on both

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Food and Restaurants
July 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Starbucks Pulls Plastic Straws Off The Shelves

Starbucks banned plastic straws recently after a social media firestorm flared up, as they do every day, about the dangers

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Travel and Places
July 14, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Emma Watson and Meghan Markle wore the same pants to Wimbledon

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Food and Restaurants
July 14, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Company bans red meat, pork or poultry from expense reports

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