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Holidays
December 30, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 More Fun Facts About New Year’s Day

First New Year’s Day Did you know the first New Year’s Day was celebrated on January 1, 45 B.C., the

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Holidays
December 27, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 More Fun Facts About New Year’s Eve

Eat Your Salad One New Year’s tradition says the more leafy greens you eat, the more successful you will be.

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Holidays
December 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About Boxing Day

When I lived in Canada, we observed Boxing Day the day after Christmas. It wasn’t a day for my brothers

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Holidays
December 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Questions About Christmas Answered

People ask me all the time about Christmas and what really happened. Here are three answers to things they often

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Relationships and Dating
December 20, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Catfished On Tinder

I looked over the woman’s photos on Tinder. Really good. In this age of staged Instagram photos, it is inevitable

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Death and Dying
December 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Not Worried At All

I’m not sure about this medical center. There is a cemetery out back.

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Work and Careers
December 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

It’s the McDonald’s Next to the Arco

“Hi, this is your driver. You put the pin on the map in the middle of the freeway. Where exactly

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Family
December 17, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons You Should Not Have Children

Children are great, I mean if they never said anything or made any sounds at all. But if your spouse

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Personal Development
December 16, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Traits Shared by The World’s Greatest Thinkers

You’ll multiply your success rate if you can improve the quality of your thinking. Learn from the world’s greatest thinkers

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Food and Restaurants
December 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Coffee Three Times a Day

Neighbor lady (in Spanish): My grandmother drinks coffee three times a day, and has since she was 12 years old.

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December 13, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Retirement – Book

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RetirementUncategorized
December 13, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Be Giddily Happy In Your Retirement Years

Now that you are retired, you need to change how you are doing things to be joyful and carefree. Here

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Family
December 12, 2017 Joe Ditzel

5 Things You Should Do In Your 20s Before Having Kids and Buying a Home

Before you ruin your life by having kids and buying a house, try to get these five things done. Pilot

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Cars and Traffic
December 11, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Drivers: Angry-In-Rush-Hour Gal

Angry-In-Rush-Hour Gal sees every rush hour as a battle to the death, even if it takes them two hours to

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Fashion and Style
December 8, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Things You Are Doing That Make Your Hair Stylist Go Insane

Ladies, you rely on your hair stylist to keep you looking attractive and sharp. Then why are you making them

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