Discount DNA Service
I used a discount DNA service. Told me my ancestors are 50 percent from Ohio and 50 percent from Wisconsin.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Yes, I’ll Try The Tide Pods
Yes, I’ll try the Tide Pods tonight, and let’s see, give me a side of Calgon with some ground Comet
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3 Cryptocurrencies The Internet Should Go Wild About
The total market cap of all cryptocurrencies is nearing $500 billion at this writing, up from only a few billion
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GM Ditches
GM announced they are ditching the steering wheel. What will I play the drums on at traffic lights?
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When You Realize the Browns…
When you realize the Browns will probably go 0-16 for the next decade.
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Spider and Snakes Australian Style
I met a lady last week from Australia. She said Australia doesn’t have many large animals like bears in America,
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How to Ghost Your First Job
Hey, now. I’ve been there. You get a sinking feeling on your first day on the job that you’ve just
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Most New Businesses Fail — How to Make Sure Your Team Succeeds
Statistics don’t lie. That’s not right. They lie all the time. In this case, however, it is true most new
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After the Game
After the game when 50,000 people order an Uber. Photo courtesy of USDA Agricultural Research Service
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A Little Like Mother
I noticed many of the women I find attractive look a little like my mother? Should I be concerned?
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How to Give a Rousing Speech Like Oprah at the 2018 Golden Globe Awards
Powerful public speakers walk among us like gods, getting people to follow them with their ability to move a crowd.
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Woah, Woah, Sir! That’s Not My Stuff!
“Can I have three pounds of bacon?” an elderly man asked the cashier, as if the checkout lane was a
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