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Sports
January 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Signs Blake Griffin Was Heading To Detroit

Only a few months after signing a 5-year deal worth north of $170 million,and being called “a lifelong Clipper,” Blake

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Retail and Shopping
January 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Urgent Call of Nature

I waited too long this time, and now the call of nature was ringing loudly. Pulling into a grocery store,

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Personal Development
January 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Relax Before a Big Speech

Did you get nominated to give a big speech for your group? Are you terrified you are going to freeze

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Cars and Traffic
January 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Blocking the Red Zone

A police officer walked up to my passenger window. I rolled it down. “Any reason you can share why you

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TV
January 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

CBS Reboots “Magnum, P.I.” and “Cagney and Lacey”

CBS announced they are bringing out new versions of “Magnum, P.I.” and “Cagney and Lacey.” How about a rebooted “Kojak”

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History
January 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Amazing Fun Facts About Vikings

I don’t mean the Minnesota Vikings. We are talking about the original Vikings, the ones who landed in North America

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Social Media
January 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Committed to the Flames Unopened

In the 1800s, The Times of London had an interesting column called “The Agony.” It featured small “ads,” or notes,

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Relationships and Dating
January 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Simple Romantic Things You Can Do for Your Partner

Limousines. Expensive dinners. Rare flowers. French chocolates. Chances are good your partner loves it when you splash out on expensive

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Tech and Science
January 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Former Pentagon Expert Says UFOs are Real

A former expert on aerial threats for the Department of Defense says UFOs are real.

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Sports
January 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Eagles Fans Punch Police Horses – Twice in One Week

Philadelphia fans were understandably excited to face the Minnesota Vikings for a chance to appear in the 2018 Super Bowl

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Politics and Government
January 21, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Critical Offices That Will Stay Open During the 2018 Government Shutdown

The FBI, Post Office and air traffic controllers will all continue to work during the government shutdown. Some of the

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Animals
January 20, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Your Cat is A Cold-Blooded Savage

Did you know cats kill up to 3.7 billion birds in a year?

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Clothing and Style
January 19, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Tattoos Made From Motorcycle Exhaust

Bored with the same old tats? Now you can get a tattoo made from motorcycle exhaust. Cool! But how do

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Food and Restaurants
January 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Reasons Your Diet is Failing You

Diets are hit and miss. And sometimes you can’t tell why they aren’t working. Here are three things to look

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Food and Restaurants
January 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When you put too much pepper on your scrambled eggs

When you put too much pepper on your scrambled eggs.

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