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Weather and Climate
February 10, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Make Your Friends in Cold Climates Angry

Why pay for the privilege of living in Boca Raton, Corpus Christi or San Diego if you can’t rub it

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Health
February 9, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Wake Up When You Really, Really Need To

Sleep is great. Waking is another matter. Do you have problems waking up in the morning? Try these three methods.

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Daily Dose of Ditzel Blog
February 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Unexpected Question Made Me Chuckle

So this happened. Driving through Skid Row in downtown Los Angeles a few nights ago, I asked a lady standing

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Fashion and Style
February 8, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Propeller Head

Waiting in the incredibly slow line at the big box store, I passed the time by goofing with the 3-year-old

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Work and Careers
February 7, 2018 Joe Ditzel

7 Signs You Picked the Wrong Place to Work

We all go in to new jobs with great expectations. Well, usually. Sometimes you can tell the place sucks from

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Travel and Places
February 6, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Things I Learned About Japan From Dating Japanese Women

Here are three things I learned about Japan from dating a Japanese woman once or a few hundred times. 1)

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Cars and Traffic
February 5, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People: Revving-Engine-Outside-My-Window-at-5am Guy

Dear Revving-Engine-Outside-My-Window-at-5am Guy: Thank you for revving your engine at 5am for 20 minutes outside my window. The exhaust cloud

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Sports
February 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Loria Claims $140+ Million Loss on Billion Dollar Sale of Marlins

Former Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria previously agreed if the team was sold within ten years of his purchase of

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Real Estate
February 2, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Man Buys Starter Home in Los Angeles Area for $3,000,000

A man in Los Angeles joined his wife in toasting their first home purchase, a starter home in the Los

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Politics and Government
February 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Trump’s State of the Union Address 2018 Review

Reactions to President Donald Trump’s 2018 State of the Union address are mixed throughout the world. Supporters praised the things

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Sports
February 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Browns Welcome Johnny Manziel Again?

Cleveland Browns hold out hope for a Johnny Manziel return when he refused to cut a deal with the Hamilton

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Politics and Government
January 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address 2018

Tonight the President will give his State of the Union Address for 2018. It’s not known at this writing if

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Sports
January 30, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Signs Blake Griffin Was Heading To Detroit

Only a few months after signing a 5-year deal worth north of $170 million,and being called “a lifelong Clipper,” Blake

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Retail and Shopping
January 28, 2018 Joe Ditzel

The Urgent Call of Nature

I waited too long this time, and now the call of nature was ringing loudly. Pulling into a grocery store,

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Personal Development
January 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Relax Before a Big Speech

Did you get nominated to give a big speech for your group? Are you terrified you are going to freeze

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