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March 3, 2018 Joe Ditzel

What is 4017 Divided By 29? Oh, I’m Going To Be Late!

Just discovered my alarm clock app has a feature that won’t turn off the alarm until you solve some math

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Music
March 2, 2018 Joe Ditzel

When Did Nickelback Become Their Own Meme?

Ever wonder when Nickelback became their own meme? A Finnish researcher says it was 2008 when they allowed a British

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Work and Careers
March 1, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Break Room Fridge

I’ve seen some filthy things Really stomach wrenching stuff Brothers who farted and belched and burped Growing up was really

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TV
February 27, 2018 Joe Ditzel

5 Shark Tank Lessons You Can Use Today To Be More Successful

Shark Tank is a highly popular ABC-TV show where five successful entrepreneurs and business owners listen to pitches from hopeful

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TV
February 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Walking Dead Season 8 SPOILER

Walking Dead Season 8 SPOILER: 3 walkers ride in sit-down scooters.

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Sports
February 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Millennials Killed Golf?

Media: Millennials “killed” golf. Golf: I’m 400 years old. I’m fine.

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Family
February 26, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Joe, Hand Me The Flamethrower

Elon Musk sold out of flamethrowers he created to make money for The Boring Company, his underground tunneling operation. Yes,

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Sports
February 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Vegas Golden Knights Surprise

  How in the heck are the brand new Vegas Golden Knights leading their division while the storied Chicago Black

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SportsTravel and Places
February 25, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About Honus Wagner

Honus Wagner played 21 seasons in pro baseball, mostly for the Pittsburgh Pirates. He started in the majors in 1897.

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Work and Careers
February 23, 2018 Joe Ditzel

3 Things That Will Shape People’s Opinion of You

Your effectiveness in life is directly related to what people think of you. When you engage in these three activities,

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Music
February 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Breakfast Burrito

10 am already hot in the Pico Union Old men on the veranda at Lucy’s They’ve already had communion They

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Daily Dose of Ditzel Blog
February 18, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Supermarket Sweep

Hey, turn off Supermarket Sweep, grab your pager and let’s go to Blockbuster to rent The Waterboy or Jerry Maguire.

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Daily Dose of Ditzel Blog
February 17, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Chanté Moore Will Save You

I’ve been on a female R&B (or neosoul if you prefer) singer trip lately, mostly Sabrina Claudio, Jhené Aiko and

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Health
February 15, 2018 Joe Ditzel

“Healthy” Things You Are Doing That Are Ruining Your Health

I know. I know. You take care of yourself. You exercise. You floss. You maintain your health. The problem is

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Social Media
February 13, 2018 Joe Ditzel

Snapchat Slammed for Radical Redesign

Just a few days after Snapchat surprised investors with strong market share numbers, the scrappy startup is taking heat for

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