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November 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Things To Watch For in Thanksgiving Football Games

Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys play almost every Thanksgiving. Why? Because they are America’s Team. And America’s Team plays on Thanksgiving.

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Life
November 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Vital Friends You Need to Survive in the Modern World

Sure, you rely on your wits and cunning to succeed and prosper. But you can’t go it alone and survive

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Holidays
November 22, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About Thanksgiving

Thomas Jefferson Was Not Down With Thanksgiving Thanksgiving was a year-to-year holiday in the early years, and Thomas Jefferson refused

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Health
November 18, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Alarm Clocks for Heavy Sleepers

Is there a heavy sleeper in your house? Maybe your partner, child, or relative is the one who sleeps like

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Cars and Traffic
November 17, 2017 Joe Ditzel

I’d Like to Donate My Car

“Yes, I’d like to donate my old car to your organization.” “Great, what kind is it.” “It’s a 2002 Toyota

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Retail and Shopping
November 17, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Amazing Things You Can Buy At Costco

Costco seems to have everything, or at least everything you need that comes in a box the size of your

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Aging
November 16, 2017 Joe Ditzel

5 Things You Peak At After Age 50

Some people think their 50th birthday is the beginning of the end. Not so. In fact, here are five things

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Cars and Traffic
November 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Crazy Drivers on the Highway

The highway is made to get you from one place to another hassle-free without the slowdown of traffic lights, garbage

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Sports
November 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the New York Giants

[powerpress] The New York Giants started in 1925 when they and four other teams joined the young National Football League.

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Work and Careers
November 9, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 Internet Searches Never to Make On Your Work Computer

You just HAVE to know the answer. But you are at work, so you Google away on your work computer.

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Social Media
November 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

You and I Have A Lot In Common

“Hey, LinkedIn tells me you and I have a lot in common,” said a new contact’s first LinkedIn message. “Real

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Cars and Traffic
November 5, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Mean Tree

Day 1 – take car to fancy car wash with free espresso and back massages. Day 2 – tree drops

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Health
November 4, 2017 Joe Ditzel

This 7-Minute Workout Is All You Need for Peak Performance

Pressed for time? Can’t get that workout in? It’s hard to find time to exercise today with all the things

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Sports
November 4, 2017 Joe Ditzel

5 Ways Hockey Should Be Used in Everyday Life

Hockey is great, but I think we should use parts of hockey in daily life. Hip Check Fed up with

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Personal Development
November 2, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Be Super Successful in Your 20s

This is it – the prime of your life. Your body is as fit as it is ever going to

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