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Travel and Places
November 1, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 More of the Worst Mistakes You Can Make When Flying

Flying is a misadventure most of the time. Still, when you compound the drudgery when you make your own mistakes.

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Sports
October 31, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Lost Sailors’ Story Questioned

In the past few days, two Hawaii women were rescued after their sailboat drifted for five months in the Pacific.

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Death and Dying
October 30, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Your Brain Keeps Working for 7 Minutes After You Die

Multiple scientific reports reveal your brain keeps on working for seven minutes after you die. Really? How does that go?

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Real Estate
October 29, 2017 Joe Ditzel

City Or Country? A Home Buying Guide

Are you a city mouse or a country mouse? In this home buying guide, I’ll help you determine where you

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Sports
October 29, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Why, Why, Why San Diego?

“I still can’t believe it,” Stan said. I knew Stan from years ago. We lost touch when he moved to

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Travel and Places
October 25, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Confusion on the LA Metro Rail

I was at the LA Metro Rail Willowbrook/Rosa Parks station today waiting for the Green Line to Redondo Beach. The

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Sports
October 25, 2017 Joe Ditzel

I Turn Los Angeles Teams Into Winners

I moved to Los Angeles in 1991. Two years later the Kings made it to the Stanley Cup finals for

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Weather and Climate
October 24, 2017 Joe Ditzel

90 Degrees at 10pm

It was 90 degrees at 10pm in downtown LA. In October.

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Social Media
October 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People Online: Mr. I-Need-Help-Hey-Screw-You

Mr. I-Need-Help-Hey-Screw-You is a peculiar crazy person you see in online forums and social media groups like Facebook Groups. He

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Health
October 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Life Expectancy Calculator

Want to know how long you are going to live? Check out the Life Expectancy Calculator:

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Food and Restaurants
October 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Hey! Let me get the door!

That time you walked back from McDonald’s a mile away, cradling your dinner and a giant Diet Coke (oh, the

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MusicTravel and Places
October 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

The Godz – Gotta Keep A Runnin’ to the Bank

The Godz were an Ohio-based rock band who had a couple hits in the 70s from their debut album “The

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Media
October 22, 2017 Joe Ditzel

I Read It in the Newspapers

[powerpress] People often say, “Well, I only know what I read in the newspapers,” or “I read it in the

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Health
October 21, 2017 Joe Ditzel

When Can You Come In For A Follow Up?

I returned a call from the doctor’s office at the hospital. “Hi, I’m returning your call.” “Yes, when can you

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Family
October 20, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Family Lore Has It

When talking about their family history, why do people always say, “Family lore has it…” followed by a tale of

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